How to get your husband to:

EAT PLAIN WHITE RICE

Step 1: Put the meat in the oven, on high temp, to cook. 

Step 2: Knowing that the meat can cook for possibly even as long as 1 1/2 hrs, go to pick up your husband at work. 

Step 3: Wait for a while before mentioning that there is food in the oven. 

Step 4: Finally suggest that perhaps you should get heading home because you left food in the oven. 

Step 5: Continue to wait patiently while your husband plays with a truck and tells stories. 

Step 6: Happily leave 2+ hours later. 

Step 7: Open door to let smoke escape.

Step 8: Remove pan from oven and set on porch. 

Step 9: Feed your husband white rice and the broccoli salad you made to go with said meat.

*To keep in mind* Next time, tell your husband immediately, when you arrive at work, that there is food in the oven.

And as a side note:

The next morning, you may not even have to dispose of said meat. 

It just may be that your neighbors cats and/or dogs enjoy charbroiled food.